WHAT SHOULD WE CALL ME ON A DIET

WHEN MY ROOMMATE CATCHES ME EATING HER LEFTOVERS

WHEN SOMETHING LOOKS HEALTHY AND ACTUALLY HAS A ZILLION CALORIES

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEIR DIET IS BETTER THAN MINE

WHEN I REALIZED THAT A SERVING SIZE OF PEANUT BUTTER IS ONLY 1 TBSP

WHEN I FIT INTO MY FAVORITE SHIRT FROM COLLEGE

WHEN I WEIGH MYSELF AFTER A WEEKEND OF DRINKING

WHEN OLIVES CONTAMINATE MY GREEK SALAD

WHEN I GO OVER MY DAILY CALORIE GOAL ON MYFITNESSPAL

EVERY TIME I SEE OR HEAR DR. OZ

WHEN SOMEONE GETS IN THE WAY OF MY LATE-NIGHT FOOD